The Verdant Mustache Incident

Copper peptide beard protocol delivers the beard, plus a complimentary three-day chlorophyll mustache, just in time for the rehearsal dinner.

RX

GHK-Cu · AHK-Cu

Dosage

2 sprays, AM and PM, into the future groom's facial hair

Half-life

3 days (wedding-adjacent)

Source

manual

Tags

cosmetic, stack-life, cope

Stamped

2026-05-11 · Cycle 019

Lot #

LOT-20260511T21:35:39.678Z