Currently Dispensed
He hit his move goal 847 days in a row and hasn't opened a message from his PCP since the Obama administration.
3 closed rings QD
t½ until the watch dies
LOT-20261007T00:51:23.633Z
Refuses the tub with red dye #40 on the label; reconstitutes a gray-market triple agonist he bought via a Telegram handle named 'ResearchChad_47'.
4mg subq, one scoop skipped
t½ 6 days (vial) / 0 seconds (principles)
LOT-20260918T10:17:50.421Z
Replacing the height field with HbA1c, VO2 max, and a CJC:Ipamorelin ratio because the right woman will understand.
6'1" equivalent
t½ until she swipes left
LOT-20260912T00:44:11.440Z
Creatine to Retatrutide is not a stack — it's a compounding subscription with a Pokémon cry sound between charges.
one autoship
t½ until next paycheck
LOT-20260901T15:23:09.950Z
When your peptide cooler doubles as your meal prep, the protein bar becomes vestigial.
one thawed ice pack, PRN
t½ until the cooler warms
LOT-20260817T18:12:53.616Z
The syringe has tick marks for international units, micrograms, and whatever the Discord said at 2am.
0.4 IU or 4 vibes
t½ until the channel deletes the message
LOT-20260610T16:21:29.362Z
Sleeps eight hours, walks 12k steps, outperforms the entire Discord on every panel — and never reconstituted a single vial.
12,000 steps QD
t½ one good night of sleep
LOT-20260509T00:58:38.651Z