Currently Dispensed
Fourteen weeks of GLP-1 mimetics have reduced the wedding buffet to a philosophical exercise.
two shrimp, one grape
t½ the entire reception
LOT-20260829T21:13:54.952Z
The Thanksgiving plate shrinks; the smugness expands to fill the available table.
5mg the Tuesday before
t½ through leftovers
LOT-20260711T00:45:11.705Z
When the Discord's 'resident clinician' graduated from a veterinary program and you're titrating triple-agonists off a labrador's bloodwork.
0.5mg/kg (canine)
t½ until the vet logs off
LOT-20260614T01:15:46.343Z
GIP/GLP-1 satiety hits so hard that one almond reads as a full meal, while the host quietly mourns the casserole.
1 almond PO
t½ approximately one dinner party
LOT-20260522T11:09:34.776Z
The reseller's slide deck cited 'data on file' which turned out to be a Discord screenshot.
$300/month
t½ until preprint drops
LOT-20260508T18:40:30.767Z