Currently Dispensed
The bench PR gets a podcast; the HOMA-IR gets a hushed confession in the hotel lobby at the Peter Attia retreat.
one humblebrag q.o.d.
t½ until the next lab draw
LOT-20261024T00:42:08.271Z
Man proudly walks dinner guests past the framed lipid panel where his daughter's baby photos used to hang.
1 quarterly panel
t½ until next draw
LOT-20261023T00:44:51.239Z
He didn't just lower his lipids — he commissioned a gilded frame and hung the panel between the wedding photo and the labradoodle.
one lipid panel, matted and framed
t½ until the next quarterly draw
LOT-20261006T13:20:12.931Z
Roll Safe realizes the framed CBC panel with three green arrows is a more honest family portrait than the actual family.
1 laminated printout
t½ until next quarterly draw
LOT-20260719T18:24:25.577Z
He booked the auditorium to walk the family through his HDL:LDL ratio trend line, quarter over quarter.
1 lipid panel, laminated
t½ until next draw
LOT-20260705T13:36:12.716Z
Showing off grandkids and showing off your ApoB downtrend are, functionally, the same flex.
1 quarterly panel
t½ until next blood draw
LOT-20260620T01:10:08.363Z
When your lipid panel becomes the centerpiece of the household and also your entire personality.
1 framed PDF
t½ until next draw
LOT-20260616T19:20:51.591Z
The wedding photos came down. The quarterly metabolic panels went up. One GHK-Cu vial holds the center frame, lit like a sacrament.
1 framed panel / quarter
t½ until next draw
LOT-20260524T13:37:20.796Z