Currently Dispensed
Your GI tract has issued a severe weather advisory. Crackers deployed. Shelter in the bathroom.
5mg titrated too fast
t½ Thursday PM through Sunday brunch
LOT-20260820T18:12:31.501Z
The adult meal-prep pipeline: rotisserie optimism on Sunday, three olives and a Celsius by Thursday.
3 olives PO + 1 can Celsius IV push
t½ until the crash
LOT-20260803T13:55:46.604Z
Your therapist did not go to grad school to hear about your ghrelin pulses in the ninety-minute intake.
50 min session
t½ until next intake
LOT-20260731T18:37:30.015Z
Midnight fridge raid conducted under strict self-imposed IRB protocol; scale reports adverse event at 0600.
one spoon, standing
t½ 5 lbs by morning
LOT-20260711T18:23:54.631Z
Family eats turkey; he eats on a curve titrated to fasted growth hormone release while the gravy goes cold.
one plate, timed to the minute
t½ until Aunt Carol asks why
LOT-20260606T18:36:03.835Z
He quit caffeine. He did not quit pinning 600mcg of a ghrelin agonist three times a day. The hands tell on him.
600mcg daily (denied)
t½ until the BAC water bottle rattles
LOT-20260513T10:58:05.189Z