Currently Dispensed
Baby monitor screaming in the background while he sets a third alarm to protect the fasted GH pulse.
100mcg subQ, exactly 45 min pre-food
t½ ~30 min (the window is the whole point)
LOT-20260810T10:33:01.142Z
He can't tell if the crying is the baby or the cortisol spike from missing his pre-bed GHRP window.
250mcg subcutaneous, timed to feeding
t½ 2h (peptide) / 18yr (child)
LOT-20260721T10:46:36.396Z
He can calculate units-per-tick to four decimals but cannot recall the third line of his own wedding vows.
2.0mL BAC per 5mg vial
t½ until she leaves
LOT-20260719T00:48:01.917Z
Man who cannot describe what he does for a living can, however, explain why his GHRP-6 stopped working in week three.
one confident monologue, BID
t½ until tolerance sets in
LOT-20260627T10:45:41.885Z
He quit caffeine. He did not quit pinning 600mcg of a ghrelin agonist three times a day. The hands tell on him.
600mcg daily (denied)
t½ until the BAC water bottle rattles
LOT-20260513T10:58:05.189Z