Currently Dispensed
Adding your reconstitution hobbies to the dating app does not, in fact, expand the pool.
1 swipe / 30mL BAC
t½ until unmatched
LOT-20260809T15:12:24.648Z
Two old men in the balcony discover that modern romance requires batch numbers and ≥99.2% purity before 'I do.'
1 COA per vow
t½ until next reconstitution
LOT-20260721T00:46:21.575Z
He optimized his pharmacokinetics before his personality, and the dating market is responding with a flat line.
0 matches/week
t½ indefinite dry spell
LOT-20260609T21:40:31.719Z
He didn't cry when she walked down the aisle, but he wept openly when the compounding pharmacy dropped a flash sale.
1 cart, checked out twice
t½ until midnight EST
LOT-20260605T18:48:43.225Z
Spouse initiates date night unprompted; subject silently checks the bathroom drawer for empty vials.
50mcg subq, undisclosed
t½ one anniversary cycle
LOT-20260505T15:44:13.614Z