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A man chooses a 47-minute thread defending his preferred bac water vendor over the woman crying three feet away.
47 minutes, one thread
t½ until the mod locks it
LOT-20260919T18:18:07.291Z
He will die of thirst 400 meters from water because someone on r/Peptides said 2mL BAC in a 5mg vial gives 250mcg per 10 units.
one (1) unresolved comment thread
t½ until he gets the last word
LOT-20260910T10:17:38.637Z
He didn't propose. He shared the calendar. Read-only, of course.
1 shared calendar
t½ until she leaves
LOT-20260803T21:29:09.171Z
He'll explain bacteriostatic water math to a stranger in 4 seconds but her 'thinking of you 💕' has been on read since Tuesday.
1 ping
t½ until next reconstitution question
LOT-20260610T14:11:34.896Z
$500 lab panel concludes patient sleeps poorly, drinks insufficient water, and metabolically resembles desert flora.
$500 / quarter
t½ until next reveal
LOT-20260503T21:21:23.599Z