Bedtime Stories Were Easier
Dad can narrate a dragon saga from memory but cannot reconstitute 5mg of Reta without a spreadsheet and a prayer.
#dad-bro
3 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Distracted Biohacker Dad
He'll bond with the kid after he finishes reconstituting — the vial only stays fresh for 30 days and the baby has a whole lifetime.
The Pulse Is Sacred, The Infant Is Not
Father defends 90-minute GH pulse window against the only biological signal more pulsatile than his pituitary.