Registry Says KitchenAid, Basket Says Titrating
The bride wanted a stand mixer; the groom wanted a subcutaneous rotation schedule. Both got scanned at Bed Bath & Beyond.
#domestic
4 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Captain Cool Whip vs. The Nightstand
A domestic dispute over whether a nightstand should hold a novel and water, or a mini-fridge, sharps bin, and dosing log.
Fridge Politics, Phase III
Couples therapy stalls indefinitely on the agenda item of whether reconstituted vials count as 'groceries.'
Bathroom Mini-Fridge Disclosure Event
Partner discovers the vial rack next to the floss. Biohacker invokes the sacred phrase.