Reverse Evangelism on the Porch
The Witness came with pamphlets. He left with a Tesamorelin protocol and a Telegram source.
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2 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Eulogy, Interrupted (Visceral Fat Edition)
A grieving congregation learns, somewhere between the second hymn and the closing prayer, that the deceased's waist-to-hip ratio could have been salvaged.