MTA Service Advisory: Subcutaneous Line
Your abdomen is a transit system and every station has a signal problem.
#injection-life
7 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Bruise Constellation Dosing Calendar
He insists the purple dots on his abdomen spell out a rotation schedule. She has stopped asking follow-up questions.
The Bruise Festival Cartographer
Scholar in the library of his own abdomen, cross-referencing yesterday's welts against tomorrow's pin sites.
Contested Territories of the Abdomen
The subq injection site map is just a Mercator projection of disputed borders and rotating scar tissue.
Injection Site Transit Authority
Steve Harvey wants to know what happens if you miss the deltoid express and ride the needle all the way to glute country.
The LipoTricep Junction
Injection site rotation has evolved into a full transit system, complete with transfer stations and a delt of last resort.
Subcutaneous Constellation Mapping
Massage therapist encounters the Orion's Belt of injection bruises and silently recalibrates the entire session plan.