The Bruise Constellations
Abdominal injection sites, mapped as constellations, each named after whichever protocol you were running that month.
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12 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Site #12 Remembers
The abdomen forgives. One pinch point does not.
Injection Site Rotation: MTA Edition
Left delt is the L train. Right quad is express to Coney Island. The umbilicus is Grand Central and nobody transfers there without a spreadsheet.
Subcutaneous Cartography
He named the bruise cluster left of his navel 'Ursa Retat.' The discord applauded.
Abdominal Theater of Operations
Injection-site rotation has escalated from skincare ritual to full geopolitical conflict, with contested flanks and a strictly neutral navel.
MTA Service Advisory: Subcutaneous Line
Your abdomen is a transit system and every station has a signal problem.
Bruise Constellation Dosing Calendar
He insists the purple dots on his abdomen spell out a rotation schedule. She has stopped asking follow-up questions.
The Bruise Festival Cartographer
Scholar in the library of his own abdomen, cross-referencing yesterday's welts against tomorrow's pin sites.
Contested Territories of the Abdomen
The subq injection site map is just a Mercator projection of disputed borders and rotating scar tissue.
Injection Site Transit Authority
Steve Harvey wants to know what happens if you miss the deltoid express and ride the needle all the way to glute country.
The LipoTricep Junction
Injection site rotation has evolved into a full transit system, complete with transfer stations and a delt of last resort.
Subcutaneous Constellation Mapping
Massage therapist encounters the Orion's Belt of injection bruises and silently recalibrates the entire session plan.