The Dental Intake Form Incident
The hygienist's smile holds through peptide one, wavers at two, and fully dissociates by the time she's Googling the fourth.
#intake-form
8 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Just A Couple Supplements
The gap between what you tell your PCP and the color-coded binder sitting in the glovebox grows wider every quarter.
Keep Your Secrets, Frodo
Patient denies all supplementation. Patient's duffel bag emits a soft blue luminescence detectable from the waiting room.
Not Medications, Just 34 Tiny Things
The intake form says none; the phone alarms say otherwise every 47 minutes from 5:12 AM onward.
Do You Floss
Dentist scrolls past six research peptides on the intake form and lands on the only question he was ever going to ask.
The Intake Form Scroll
Routine cleaning delayed while the hygienist scrolls past your third GHRH analog and second amylin agonist.
The Intake Form Reckoning
The moment the peptide stack becomes a legal document you cannot recall under fluorescent lighting.
Vision Floaters, Definitely Just Stress
Patient books ophthalmology, omits the nightly GH secretagogue from the intake form, volunteers 'stress' like a witness pleading the fifth.