Discord Pharmacology
Cardiologist ignored, anon's 3am dosing protocol screenshotted and saved to Notes app under 'RESEARCH.'
#not-medical-advice
6 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Research Purposes Only, Officer
The insulated lunchbox holds twelve vials of bacteriostatic water and one unwavering commitment to the phrase 'for a friend.'
Not Medical Advice, Tho™
A 2,000-word titration protocol with sources, spreadsheets, and a praying-hands emoji disclaimer load-bearing the entire post.
The Annual Physical Monologue
Patient lists a multivitamin and fish oil with the conviction of a man who reconstituted four vials before breakfast.
The Cooler Daniel, PharmD
Six years of pharmacy school could never replicate the swagger of a Discord stacker with sunglasses and a 'not medical advice' flair.
It's For Research, Officer
The eye contact you give a TSA agent as they unzip a cooler bag of unlabeled vials at LAX.