Reconstitution Trumps Paternity
The vial must swirl for exactly 30 seconds. The infant will simply have to wait its turn in the protocol queue.
#protocol-brain
7 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Therapist Discovers The Protocol
A simple 'what do you want out of life' question unravels into a chronological recitation of subcutaneous injection timing.
Priorities: Color-Coded
The spreadsheet must be updated before the child can be comforted. This is the protocol.
Pulse Window Is Non-Negotiable
House is burning, marriage is crumbling, but the 7:14 PM injection window is sacred and the timer is green.
Laminated Priorities
He didn't write vows. He wrote a protocol. In 10pt Arial. With a citation list.
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That Pulse
When the protocol spreadsheet outranks the vows and the fasted window is non-negotiable.
The Window Is The Window
Newborn screams. Wife pleads. He cannot deviate from the fasted nocturnal pulse protocol a Discord mod posted at 11pm.