Which Ring Does My Jab Close?
Apple Health does not have a 'subcutaneous' category yet, so the 2.5mg goes under Mindful Movement.
#quantified-self
10 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Rings Closed, Inbox Cursed
He hit his move goal 847 days in a row and hasn't opened a message from his PCP since the Obama administration.
Personality.xlsx v4.2
When your inner life has version control, a changelog, and conditional formatting — but you haven't cried in eight months.
47 Biomarkers, One Overdraft Fee
Continuous glucose monitor pinging while the debit card declines at the pharmacy counter.
Quantified Self, Unquantified Son
Patient can recite HRV to two decimals but cannot recall the last time he replied to his mother.
Blindfolded, But The CGM Is Live
Civilization collapses off-camera; the spreadsheet stays green.
Are We The Baddies (HRV Edition)
The moment your wearable's disapproving green ring makes you question the entire stack, the job, and possibly the uniform.
Co-Author of My Own Bloodwork
Annual physical concludes with patient politely requesting ORCID linkage and a footnote acknowledging their HRV data.
The Dinner Party Dashboard
He brought a laptop to the dinner party so you could watch his postprandial glucose curve in real time.
Quantum Insomnia: Triple-Tracker Edition
Three wearables independently confirm you are not sleeping; the body remains unimpressed.