TSA Research Beagle Defense
You've rehearsed the beagle's name, the study protocol, and the citation. The agent just wants to know why there are 47 vials.
#research-purposes
3 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Legally, The Research Subject Is Myself
He is not smuggling. He is conducting an n=1 longitudinal trial and the shipping address is his femoral vein.
Schedule Frodo: Carry-On Reconstitution
TSA waves through a cooler of unlabeled vials because explaining subcutaneous research peptides at 5am is a problem for everyone involved.