Participant 047, Your Oat Latte Is Ready
You've been calling yourself a research subject for so long that it slipped out at the Blue Bottle counter, and now you must disappear into the hedge.
#research-use-only
4 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
N=1 Under Surveillance
A Discord server of 47,000 self-appointed research chemists trains their combined scope on the single rodent currently metabolizing their stack.
If You Can't Pronounce It, Reconstitute It
The clean-eating heuristic collapses on contact with a subcutaneous vial labeled in 14 syllables.
Feline Research Protocol, TSA Checkpoint C
The moment your 'for research purposes only' disclaimer meets a federal employee with a swab kit and no patience for peptide lore.