USPS Tracking Derangement Syndrome
He refreshes the tracking page 40 times before the label even scans in at the origin facility.
#shipping-anxiety
4 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Cincinnati Purgatory
The vial exists. The tracking number exists. The movement does not. You have refreshed 400 times today and it is still 'Arrived at facility.'
Informed Delivery Derangement Syndrome
The package left Memphis six hours ago. It will leave Memphis six hours ago again tomorrow.
Memphis Distribution Center Purgatory
Man ages a full decade F5-ing USPS tracking while 30mL of bacteriostatic water tours the Mid-South on its own timeline.