Monday Delt, Tuesday Glute
When sock drawer OCD graduates to a subcutaneous injection rotation spreadsheet with conditional formatting.
#spreadsheet
6 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
The Laminated Wallet Card Defense
When the ER asks what you're on and you produce a color-coded Excel printout with seven half-lives and last injection timestamps.
Shared Goals: The Spreadsheet
The registry has a KitchenAid. The spreadsheet has a reconstitution calculator, a titration log, and a tab named 'Q4 Recomp.'
Perfectly Balanced, As All Stacks Should Be
The 12-month commitment to a spouse and the 12-month commitment to a color-coded injection schedule are, clinically speaking, indistinguishable.
![Please List Current Medications: [_______] — The intake form says 'list two medications.' You hand them a laminated 17-line spreadsheet color-coded by half-life.](/memes/please-list-current-medications.webp)
Please List Current Medications: [_______]
The intake form says 'list two medications.' You hand them a laminated 17-line spreadsheet color-coded by half-life.
Row 14 of the Stack
Patient declines monotherapy on the grounds that subtraction creates a vacuum the spreadsheet will simply refill.