Mini-Fridge Reallocation Protocol
The complimentary Fiji gets evicted the second the travel cooler hits the desk — real ones know the fridge is peptide storage, not hydration storage.
#travel-cycle
2 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
The TSA Trojan Horse Protocol
Airport security waves through the insulated lunch bag, unaware it contains a full 12-week cycle and one hostage string cheese.