Bin 3, Please — Carry-On Cooler Edition
You labeled it 'snacks.' The handwritten logbook said otherwise.
#travel
5 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Travel Skincare (Schedule III)
The cooler is just serums. The vial rolling under the seat is just a serum. The ice pack is just for the serums. Please don't ask.
Beware Of Gym-Bros Bearing Vials
The protocol does not pause for vacation; the cooler bag does not declare itself.
Basically Just Collagen, Officer
When TSA finds your travel cooler of unlabeled vials and you deploy the 'beauty routine' defense with full eye contact.
VACATIONIN-7: Federally Mandated PTO
Your phone buzzes. It's not an Amber Alert. It's the FDA telling you your 9-day cycle starts at the TSA checkpoint.