Checked Bag, Unchecked Stack
The vials were arranged alphabetically. The TSA agent was not impressed.
#tsa
6 doses dispensed under this indication
Currently Dispensed
Checkpoint Monologue
You rehearsed the peptide speech for six hours. The agent is thinking about their break.
TSA Presidential Alert: Reliquary Detected
The 4 a.m. insulated lunch bag opens and a color-coded shrine of vials radiates outward; the laminated disclaimer card is deployed with priestly calm.
Basically Just Saline, Officer
A peptide hobbyist Trojan-horses a vial of bacteriostatic water past TSA by confidently mislabeling its contents as saline.
Just Very Committed To Skincare
TSA holds up your ice-packed vial cooler; you maintain eye contact and explain it's a skincare routine.
Customs Declaration: Mostly Water
Confident in the exam room, evasive at the security checkpoint — the dual citizenship of the modern peptide enjoyer.