Currently Dispensed
The chapstick-and-melatonin era ends; the alcohol-swab-and-sharps-bin era begins, unbidden.
whatever the CGM says
t½ the rest of your life
LOT-20261003T14:34:29.698Z
Amazon flags your syringe subscription as concerning; your ceramic mug rates your entire personality at a solid 6/10.
500 syringes / 1 mug
t½ until Father's Day
LOT-20260925T15:19:27.338Z
A Type 1 veteran of forty years silently watches a 24-year-old reconstitute retatrutide from a YouTube tutorial.
9,000 IU (nominal)
t½ forty years and counting
LOT-20260923T13:17:38.583Z
He cannot hear the baby. He is color-coding the left vastus lateralis.
1 shaded quadrant
t½ until next rotation
LOT-20260612T01:15:51.923Z
The syringe has tick marks for international units, micrograms, and whatever the Discord said at 2am.
0.4 IU or 4 vibes
t½ until the channel deletes the message
LOT-20260610T16:21:29.362Z