Currently Dispensed
Your GI tract has issued a severe weather advisory. Crackers deployed. Shelter in the bathroom.
5mg titrated too fast
t½ Thursday PM through Sunday brunch
LOT-20260820T18:12:31.501Z
The week-4 metallic aftertaste no clinic, package insert, or Discord mod prepared you for.
5mg weekly + one penny under the tongue
t½ ~5 days (taste: indefinite)
LOT-20260502T10:25:25.519Z
Tirzepatide promised metabolic transcendence; delivered a part-time job staring at a Hydro Flask.
2.5mg titration
t½ 5 days (couch-bound)
LOT-20260426T21:18:01.458Z